Saturday, September 22, 2007

What I Want in a Man

What I Want in a Man, Original List (age 22)
  1. Handsome
  2. Charming
  3. Financially successful
  4. A caring listener
  5. Witty
  6. In good shape
  7. Dresses with style
  8. Appreciates finer things
  9. Full of thoughtful surprises
  10. An imaginative, romantic lover

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 32)

  1. Nice looking--prefer hair on his head
  2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
  3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
  4. Listens more than talks
  5. Laughs at my jokes
  6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
  7. Owns at least one tie
  8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
  9. Remembers anniversaries
  10. Seeks romance at least once a week

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 42)

  1. Not too ugly--bald head OK
  2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
  3. Works steady--splurges on dinner at Denny's on occasion
  4. Nods head when I'm talking
  5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
  6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
  7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
  8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
  9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
  10. Shaves on most weekends

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 52)

  1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
  2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public
  3. Doesn't borrow money too often
  4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting
  5. Doesn't re-tell same joke too many times
  6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends
  7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
  8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
  9. Remembers your name on occasion
  10. Shaves some weekends

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 62)

  1. Doesn't scare small children
  2. Remembers where bathroom is
  3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep
  4. Only snores lightly when awake (LOUDLY when asleep)
  5. Remembers why he's laughing
  6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
  7. Usually wears some clothes
  8. Likes soft foods
  9. Remembers where he left his teeth
  10. Remembers that it is a weekend

Saturday, August 18, 2007

Maria Sharapova

See here the sexy Maria Sharapova Photos. Russia's Maria Sharapova will regain the world No 1 ranking after Amelie Mauresmo and Svetlana Kuznetsova made shock exits at Melbourne yesterday. After current top-spot holder Justine Henin-Hardenne withdrew from the Melbourne Park event for personal reasons, Sharapova ensured there would be a new No 1 by reaching the last 16 at the year's first grand slam.Sharapova and Frenchwoman Mauresmo were set to vie for the elite ranking but with the defending champion's defeat to the Czech Republic's Lucie Safarova and the Russian having fewer points to defend, most of the permutations were made redundant. [according to]

Monday, August 06, 2007


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